Hi Cody, my name is Joe.

I saw two of your posts on Craigslist recently, the first an e-mail to "Jerkface" Hassan, and most recently this morning, about your "date" last night.

Sorry it didn't work out for you. As I read your posts you sounded like an interesting person. Old jerkface is really missin out.

Don't let it hurt too bad. There's plenty of other olive-skinned men who would love to swim with you in your personal lagoon, eat deliciously afterwards, and accompany you through the tunnels on the way back to a warm bed for kisses and love.

Good luck dear.